For the last five years I have attended the Connect Four world championship tournament.
I bet you didn’t even know such a thing existed, but now you know! Connect Four is a children’s game that has been around for decades.
It’s a more advanced version of tic-tac-toe, but for people like me it’s serious business. All of the best players in the country come together for a two-day tournament, and let me say that it is always a blast. I have never placed in the top 10, but I always have an epic time. This year the tournament was being held in Seattle, a city that I have always wanted to visit but never had the opportunity. As soon as I got off the plane I went right to the nearest cannabis dispensary and bought some locally grown Seattle strains. Seattle has a reputation for the highest quality, and biggest quantity, of cannabis you can find in the pacific northwest. Since I didn’t plan on winning the gaming tournament anyway, I thought it couldn’t hurt to load up on cannabis before I checked into the hotel. I must say that the weed in Seattle lives up to the hype, and is on another level in terms of quality. Much to my surprise, the excess amount of Seattle cannabis I smoked didn’t hinder my performance, but enhanced it! For the first time ever I placed in the Top 10 in the Seattle tournament, and I have to give all the credit to cannabis. I guess cannabis really is a performance-enhancing drug after all.