My Grandma was worried about my Vegas trip

After my Vegas trip was over I went back to see Grandma and let her know I didn’t get murdered

My grandma watches way too much television. In particular she loves watching crime dramas, even though they scare her. She has a crush on Jethro Gibbs, the main character of a TV show called NCIS, but she watched a lot of other shows as well. A few weeks ago I was taking a weekend jaunt to Las Vegas to spend a few days hanging around with my old college chums from the fraternity. Grandma got very upset by this, because one of the shows she watches is called CSI Las Vegas. According to Grandma, and this show, there are a high number of brutal murders in Las Vegas every single week. I explained to her that the show wasn’t real, and Las Vegas doesn’t have nearly as much violent crime as is depicted on TV. In fact, that show isn’t even filmed in Las Vegas, they shoot most of it in California. I did not tell Grandma that Las Vegas has legalized cannabis dispensaries, because that would just worry here even more. She is from that old generation that thinks cannabis is a gateway drug to smoking crack and doing home invasions. She was in a tizzy about the fictional murder rate of Las Vegas, but she would have had a panic attack if she knew I intended to smoking cannabis. After my Vegas trip was over I went back to see Grandma and let her know I didn’t get murdered. I even bought her a keychain as a souvenir. And she doesn’t know I bought it at a Las Vegas cannabis dispensary!

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